Strip 149 - Alignment Tutorial - Part 15 (Chaotic Evil)

19th Mar 2015, 12:00 AM in Corvus Village
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Raxon 19th Mar 2015, 1:27 AM edit delete reply
My favorite chaotic evil villain was a hedonist who craved pleasure above all else. When the party first met him, they barged in on him raping an aboleth. I have never seen any party freak out so badly once they realized the kind of freak he was. Never slept with the same creature twice, feasted on the literal flesh of gods, and drank wine stolen from them. He had a breeding program to create new and interesting interspecies playmates.

And, when he wore clothes, they were all things like phoenix skin, or other insanely expensive, valuable things.

But seriously. They noped the hell out of there the second they saw an aboleth pleading for help. They noped halfway across the continent.

Can you really blame them, though? Eventually, they tantalized him with talk of the ultimate sexual conquest, one who nobody could ever touch. She was the lady of Sigil. The Lady of Pain. Yep, he died pretty horribly upon attempting to drug her.
DtDoom 19th Mar 2015, 1:53 AM edit delete reply

"I was trying to think of a proper response to this..."
but seriously... every time I try, I start laughing again.
Zilfallion 19th Mar 2015, 5:58 PM edit delete reply
That was a surprisingly intelligent party. Most of the people I play with like to charge headfirst into obstacles. Except doors. Doors are perhaps the most feared thing. The more expensive looking the door the scarier.
Book O Dragons 20th Mar 2015, 10:32 PM edit delete reply

I think my party would pause if they encounter someone raping an aboleth and we are very much a kill everything party.

Lets see what you'd need protection against on an aboleth.
*Psionic & mind control abilities
*Transformative slime (can't avoid touching)
*Minions (prior victims of slime)
*Knowledge (aboleths gain the memories of creatures they eat)
Did I miss anything?
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